Hi, it's Dorkpool again. Better get used to it, because Sotaar won't be posting for a little while. I'm trying to find someone to take his place for a bit here, but so far, it's not going well. I asked John Oliver, but he's booked. Apparently, John Stewart is going to the Middle East to film a movie, and John Oliver will fill his role.
Sorry, Blahcrap, he's busy at the Daily Show, putting pens in his pants. (That was not completely a joke; he did on the recent episode of Daily Show.
Hopefully, Sotaar will check in from time to time. If not, I will be a bit annoyed.
Anyway, enough about being rejected by a pale British guy. I have something else to talk about:
Recently, the government has been proding internet servers. According to the Chicago Tribune (I just looked up 'prism program' on Google, and that came up.):
Anyway, enough about being rejected by a pale British guy. I have something else to talk about:
Recently, the government has been proding internet servers. According to the Chicago Tribune (I just looked up 'prism program' on Google, and that came up.):
The U.S. director of national intelligence late Thursday confirmed the existence
of a secret program in which the government has tapped into the central servers
of nine leading Internet companies to search for data potentially linked to
terrorism, espionage or nuclear proliferation.
Under the 6-year-old program, code-named PRISM, the FBIand National Security
Agency have searched for emails, videos, photographs and other documents.
The program's participants, the Washington Post reported, include most of the
dominant global players of Silicon Valley: Microsoft Corp, Yahoo Inc, Google
Inc, Facebook Inc, PalTalk, AOL Inc, Skype, YouTube and Apple Inc.
So, in other words, the government's been monitoring your personal life, search habits, and webcam sex. They say the program was used to target foriegners, but I have my doubts. I think they monitored people who pissed them off, ex-girl or boyfriends, and people who don't agree with them. In other words, Glenn Beck may actually be being watched. Better go into hiding, and make sure the satelittes can't read your brain.
"Try and read our minds now, government!"
And, apparently, calls from Verizon are being tracked too. This is not too good for me; I have Verizon. Granted, I haven't called or texted someone and said anything terroristy, but still. Well, it could be worse; at least they didn't catch me having phone sex. (I haven't, by the way, had phone sex. I feel bad for the Verizon customer who did.)
Of course, all this means one thing: government intelligence people are stalkers! They saw what you searched, what you watched, who you called, and who you texted.
What's really annoying is if they wanted to find out everything about us, they just could've checked our Facebook pages.
-Dorkpool
Of course, all this means one thing: government intelligence people are stalkers! They saw what you searched, what you watched, who you called, and who you texted.
What's really annoying is if they wanted to find out everything about us, they just could've checked our Facebook pages.
-Dorkpool