Son of a bitch!
What the fuck, Sotaar? You hate on me and Skitzo, and take my 'KHAAAAN!' thing? That's low man, just low. I should tell everyone who you are.
Son of a bitch!
Hey everyone, Sotaar here and I hope to be posting more often on the near future. Anyways, remember how I said I didn't approve of Skitzo? Now you know why. Just try to put up with how annoying TWO Dorkpools will be, though it may seem impossible. Anywho, here's the comic for today:
That's one of my favorites, I enjoy Opposite Day jokes. Also, I know school's starting soon if you live down south (if you live up north you are on lucky sonofabitch) so I have some pros and cons of the matter.
First week means no homework!
New impressions on new people!
IT'S FUCKING SCHOOL
YOU HAVE TO GET UP EARLY
PEOLE YOU HATE ARE THERE
TEACHERS ARE BITCHES
PEOPLE ARE BITCHES
School fucking sucks
Hi, everyone, it's everyone's favorite nerd with a mouth...DORKPOOL! I'm back,
and happy to be back! Sorry I haven't been able to post, but my Wi-Fi's been
about as reliable as Windows Vista.
And it's not just me that's
I'm not back; I just started, DPshit.
See the underlined sentence? Yes. That's Skitzo, a
facet of my personality that's now posting. In case any of you are wondering,
I'm the funny facet.
Anyway, Skitzo will be here, making
jokes and insulting me, and giving his views on stuff. We may argue sometimes.
What arguing? You haven't even talked to me. I feel so neglected. Like a
celebrity's child after the kid's stopped being fashionable and/or cute. Screw,
I'm going to go on a date with one of Lindsey Lohan's many personalities. See ya
all later, nouns!
-Dorkpool and Skitzo, bitches!
Hey everybody, Sotaar here with a special announcement. Dorkpool's wifi has gone Skynet on him so he can't post anything for the time being. That being said, there is some other news, Dorkpool has been trying to get someone else on the team and he thinks he found the guy. I honestly have no idea where this will leave Blahcrap, nor do I approve of him.
Greetings everyone! Sotaar here at a nice, late 10:30 (I'm in central time) and have nothing better to do, so I thought I'd post something. Anyways, I've been slacking so I'll give you guys three comics tonight. (You have to click on them to see them)
Again you guys, I'm really sorry for not posting and I hope I can bring merriment to your dull lives. So, I've been thinking and I have nice ways to add some fun to life if I become handicapped or disabled in any way.
Blinded- Use phrases like "Be seeing you" "I've been looking for ya" "See you around"
Crippled- Get a motorized wheelchair, grow a beard and roll down the street playing the banjo muttering old person gibberish
Insomnetic- Use the phrase "I'll sleep on it" a lot
That's pretty much all I can think of for disability brightening.
HOLY FUCK I JUST REALIZED HOW TO POST FROM HERE HOLY SHIT (Doesn't mean I'm not gonna be lazy and not post anything
Surprise, surprise. I'm really sorry for practically killing you all by you guys having to read Dorkpool's posts for the past while. Anyways, my cruise was over long ago and yes, it was Carnival, shame. The reason I can't post as often as I should is because I don't have a computer where I am and my tablet won't let me create new posts (This was a draft I cleared). That being said, I won't be able to post my daily comic, sorry. So anyways, I've got nothing funny to say whatsoever and I really just came here to say "I'm not dead". People have been saying that.
Since Dorkpool and I have no idea how many people actually read this, do us a favor and like our Facebook page: Blahcrap. Also, since posts are limited (on my and Dorkpool's half) please try to join the Blahcrap team if you are:
Or C. unpopular
Thanks for taking time out of your busy day to read our crap-- Blahcrap. (New motto?)