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MOVIE CRITICS
Movie critics, it seems, are people who consider themselves superior to others. When they review movies, they, unlike most people, seem to shun action flics, and seem to focus on movies nobody's heard of, yet are supposed to be good.
Don't get me wrong; many movies nowadays are crap, and maybe we should focus on Indie movies, but still...
Also, movie critics seem to have a belief that their opinions are defining and important, though, in actuality, very few people agree with their opinions.
So, to recap, movie critics are self-absorbed, elitist assholes.
3/10 Deltas.
That's it for "Dorkpool Reviews"! Be back for the next one!
-Dorkpool
MOVIE CRITICS
Movie critics, it seems, are people who consider themselves superior to others. When they review movies, they, unlike most people, seem to shun action flics, and seem to focus on movies nobody's heard of, yet are supposed to be good.
Don't get me wrong; many movies nowadays are crap, and maybe we should focus on Indie movies, but still...
Also, movie critics seem to have a belief that their opinions are defining and important, though, in actuality, very few people agree with their opinions.
So, to recap, movie critics are self-absorbed, elitist assholes.
3/10 Deltas.
That's it for "Dorkpool Reviews"! Be back for the next one!
-Dorkpool