The planets have aligned and Samson has returned from his slumber to take upon our goodie holes..... I saw him in the park where he normally stays around. I saw him and out of fear and need of keeping my goodie hole safe I fled to the woods in which I meet Sotaar and Dorkpool and warn him of his arrival. Out of disgrace of running away in fear of Samson I fell to my knees and poured acid onto my legs so I may never run again. Be weary humans he has come to take any hole he considers a goodie hole. He came. He saw. He conquered. He cam again.