So, my idea of a blog is a dull place for people to comment their feelings and boring updates that no one really gives two flips about. Well, that doesn't fly here. As Dorkpool clearly suggested with his wonderful piece on strange headlines, this is no boring bl I'll top it by showing some strange things that have been said on the news.
Gerald Jankowski- One angry guy
One Squirrel, one cup
Barbie Cliffton- Arrested at Chuck E. Cheese
Dentist Assault- Firstname Lastname ( Really a person's name)
Breaking News- Many sentences can fit into this little bar, but don't cram a whole paragraph into it
Cold Case Suspect?- Rodney Stranger (He's a hamster, no joke)
Pb&J Sandwiches- Are they racist?
Teen Werewolves
Captain Missing Sandwich
Michael Newman- Surprisingly not dead
Robert Nelson- Cool kid
Aaron Mishkin- "Kick a Ginger Day" victim
Man With Bizzare Name Arrested- Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop
Man Forced To Eat Beard
Norman Fineman- Has seen it all
San Rizzo- Took picture of naked guy
Jeff Foster- Tired of Birds
Josh Seater- Urinated in Reservoir
Maryiland Pickard- Saw big cat
Betsy Ayes- Loves pistachio nuts
Markie Ashby- Not wearing pants
Josh Winiekki- Forced to change shirt
and lastly
Dunbar Smith- Man that was killed to death
This concludes Sotaar's big debut, hope you enjoyed it. Also, on a late note, I enjoy the fact that debut is spelled like de butt, but that's because I'm strange. 'Nuff said.
~Sotaar~
Gerald Jankowski- One angry guy
One Squirrel, one cup
Barbie Cliffton- Arrested at Chuck E. Cheese
Dentist Assault- Firstname Lastname ( Really a person's name)
Breaking News- Many sentences can fit into this little bar, but don't cram a whole paragraph into it
Cold Case Suspect?- Rodney Stranger (He's a hamster, no joke)
Pb&J Sandwiches- Are they racist?
Teen Werewolves
Captain Missing Sandwich
Michael Newman- Surprisingly not dead
Robert Nelson- Cool kid
Aaron Mishkin- "Kick a Ginger Day" victim
Man With Bizzare Name Arrested- Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop
Man Forced To Eat Beard
Norman Fineman- Has seen it all
San Rizzo- Took picture of naked guy
Jeff Foster- Tired of Birds
Josh Seater- Urinated in Reservoir
Maryiland Pickard- Saw big cat
Betsy Ayes- Loves pistachio nuts
Markie Ashby- Not wearing pants
Josh Winiekki- Forced to change shirt
and lastly
Dunbar Smith- Man that was killed to death
This concludes Sotaar's big debut, hope you enjoyed it. Also, on a late note, I enjoy the fact that debut is spelled like de butt, but that's because I'm strange. 'Nuff said.
~Sotaar~