People everywhere seem to have taken sides in the gun debate since the tragic Newtown shooting rampage. Some say, “Down with the NRA! Implement background checks and ban assault rifles!” Others say, “The president ain’t takin’ my guns!” Others couldn’t give a crap.
I believe that we should have background checks on guns, and that we don’t need assault rifles. However, I believe that we are ignoring some crucial facts.
After the Newtown shooting, some said we need better mental health screenings so that nutcases can’t buy guns. However, what some people don’t realize is that nutcases don’t only go on murderous rampages when they get guns, as shown in this official looking pie chart:
I believe that we should have background checks on guns, and that we don’t need assault rifles. However, I believe that we are ignoring some crucial facts.
After the Newtown shooting, some said we need better mental health screenings so that nutcases can’t buy guns. However, what some people don’t realize is that nutcases don’t only go on murderous rampages when they get guns, as shown in this official looking pie chart:
As you can see, most crazy people who get guns use them to tell kids to get off their lawns (these are usually senile old people). They also try marrying them, and using them as dildos. (In case you’re wondering, both male and female nutjobs do this. In order to understand how, think of a well-armed sodomization. Yeah. Get that picture out of your head.) I have no idea why nutcases would want to use a firearm as a dildo; maybe it turns them on.
Anyway, not that many nutcases use guns for insane murderous rampages. According to the graph, a minority of nutjobs do this.
There, now I’ve put in my two cents in the gun debate. (Dropping two cents, by the way, can set off a crazy person, and cause them to go on a muderous rampage.)
-Dorkpool
Anyway, not that many nutcases use guns for insane murderous rampages. According to the graph, a minority of nutjobs do this.
There, now I’ve put in my two cents in the gun debate. (Dropping two cents, by the way, can set off a crazy person, and cause them to go on a muderous rampage.)
-Dorkpool