Hey everybody, Sotaar here with some stuff. If any of you are familiar with Twitch (http://www.twitch.tv), you're already well-acquainted with the phenomenon of Twitch Plays Pokemon (TPP). Basically, some diabolical person decided "Let's make a bot that reads and inputs commands sent by people and try to play Pokemon games!" And thus, Twitch Plays Pokemon was born. Viewers send commands via the stream chat, and the bot executes the command. The stream stated out slow, but eventually thousands of people came flooding in to see this new craze. So far, over one million people have seen this stream. We've made it through Pokemon Red, Crystal, and just now Emerald. So, let's take a moment and I'll try to educate those of you who are up cultured lowlifes.
The Helix Fossil
Now, if you've played Pokemon Red/Blue or any of their remakes, you know that early in the game you choose between the Helix and Dome fossil. We chose the Helix fossil, and all throughout the adventure, we tried to use the fossil. After a while, the. Helix Fossil was considered a deity, and our official religion became that of Hail Helix. The other fossil, the Dome Fossil, was outcastes by the society. The Dome Fossil began to represent the scum of the world, the most undesirable of all objects. It became the. Helix Fossil's rival, and evil counterpart.
Towards the end of the run, we finally made it to Cinnabar Island, where we revived our "Lord" and we're able to fight alongside him. Truly a day to remember.
Now, if you've played Pokemon Red/Blue or any of their remakes, you know that early in the game you choose between the Helix and Dome fossil. We chose the Helix fossil, and all throughout the adventure, we tried to use the fossil. After a while, the. Helix Fossil was considered a deity, and our official religion became that of Hail Helix. The other fossil, the Dome Fossil, was outcastes by the society. The Dome Fossil began to represent the scum of the world, the most undesirable of all objects. It became the. Helix Fossil's rival, and evil counterpart.
Towards the end of the run, we finally made it to Cinnabar Island, where we revived our "Lord" and we're able to fight alongside him. Truly a day to remember.
Bird Jesus
In the beginning, there was nothing. We were gifted Abby, our Charamander, Jay Leno, our Rattata, and our Pidgey. We lost both Jay Leno and Abby to the Dome fossil's treachery, but we kept our Pidgey, which had evolved into Pidgeot by then. This Pidgeot was our highest level Pokemon, with the loss of Abby, and therefore became out "savior." Bird Jesus was born. Through the playthrough, Bird Jesus saved us time and time again, and became closely associated with the Helix Fossil.
In the beginning, there was nothing. We were gifted Abby, our Charamander, Jay Leno, our Rattata, and our Pidgey. We lost both Jay Leno and Abby to the Dome fossil's treachery, but we kept our Pidgey, which had evolved into Pidgeot by then. This Pidgeot was our highest level Pokemon, with the loss of Abby, and therefore became out "savior." Bird Jesus was born. Through the playthrough, Bird Jesus saved us time and time again, and became closely associated with the Helix Fossil.
Dig Rat
After the loss of Jay Leno, we acquired another Rattata, this one who knew the move Dig. Dig exits the building or area the player is in, and returns them to the entrance of the area. In many cases, this set our progress back extremely (such as the 360-no-Scope incident). The Rattata evolved, and became labeled as Dig Rat, the ultimate troll. He became designated as an agent of the Dome Fossil, and therefore hated forever.
After the loss of Jay Leno, we acquired another Rattata, this one who knew the move Dig. Dig exits the building or area the player is in, and returns them to the entrance of the area. In many cases, this set our progress back extremely (such as the 360-no-Scope incident). The Rattata evolved, and became labeled as Dig Rat, the ultimate troll. He became designated as an agent of the Dome Fossil, and therefore hated forever.
Flareon, the False Prophet
As surf was essential to progressing in the game and our party had no Water-types, we planned to use the Lapras given to us later in the game. Unfortunately, this was not the case. We instead retrieved the Eevee hidden in the game, and hoped to turn it into a Vaporeon. Again, this wasn't the case. Instead, the worst stone in the game was used on poor, unsuspecting Eevee. The unfortunate soul was then transformed into Flareon, later to be known as the False Prophet. Again, Flareon was sentenced to service of the Dome Fossil, and became its right-hand servant. Anything bad that happened was instantly blamed upon this False Prophet. He was then deposited into the PC along with our Drowzee, who then became known as the Keeper.
As surf was essential to progressing in the game and our party had no Water-types, we planned to use the Lapras given to us later in the game. Unfortunately, this was not the case. We instead retrieved the Eevee hidden in the game, and hoped to turn it into a Vaporeon. Again, this wasn't the case. Instead, the worst stone in the game was used on poor, unsuspecting Eevee. The unfortunate soul was then transformed into Flareon, later to be known as the False Prophet. Again, Flareon was sentenced to service of the Dome Fossil, and became its right-hand servant. Anything bad that happened was instantly blamed upon this False Prophet. He was then deposited into the PC along with our Drowzee, who then became known as the Keeper.
Since I suck, there's a whole bunch. I probably didn't mention. If you wish to explore TPP further, be sure to tune in on Twitch or visit one of the many sites dedicated to this amazing creation. Reddit is filled with TPP things if you like that too. Anyway, thanks for reading and being patient with us (I think Slendy may have jumped overboard on our Insanity Boat).
-~Sotaar~
-~Sotaar~
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