Hey everyone, Sotaar here with a quick announcement. If anyone has iFunny, both Dorkpool and I have accounts with some nice stuff on it. Not sure how you can find his, but mine is: "ParkBenchMan" Look us up, in collective, sadly...
I've recently downloaded a version of the Slender game for my phone. As I was playing it, a thought occurred to me: Why does Slender Man want to stop you from getting the pages? All they have on them are badly drawn pictures of Slender Man and things like "NO NO NO NO NO" or "No eyes always watching" I don't understand it. Does he enjoy scaring/stalking/murdering people? Maybe he was bullied as a child for having no face. If so, that would explain a lot, like why he kidnaps children: revenge for being bullied. MY GOD, I NOW UNDERSTAND SLENDER MAN.In other Slender Man related news, a Slender Man movie is coming out called 'Entity'. I'm still wondering why Slender Man gets his own movie, but Deadpool doesn't.
Hey, bitches! The Blahcrap team is back! And after a month or two of seeing little content on my site, and none on Sotaar's, I'm sure you miss us.
Also, I have some news: I've decided to get rid of Skitzo. Why? Honestly, because I started taking medication and now he's gone. -Dorkpool
Hey all you readers out there. After a while of Dorkpool begging me to return to the site, I decided to come back and liven up the place. I did absolutely nothing to my Sotaar Nation site since I've been lazy and busy, so.
Here we are. Welcome back, everyone