Hey everybody, Sotaar here to clear some things up. As it's been a while since either Dorkpool or I have posted anything, we decided to add a third to the Blahcrap team. We tried to have it be a woman, but apparently ladies are hard to recruit, or just suck. Good job. So, Dorkpool decided that we should accept his friend Slender Man into the family. Rest assured, as long and you continue to visit the site and laugh at the horrible shit that's on here, no one has to be killed or devoured. Unless we feel like a change is necessary.
So by now you've probably read Slender Man's post. There are some things I need to say about it. First, that's not me in the picture. I don't look good in a dress. Also, despite what Slender Man said, I'm pretty sure that I won't kill anyone's parents.
Now, you may be wondering why we have Slender Man posting on here. Well, here's what happened: Sotaar and I haven't really been posting for a little while, and we recently thought of adding a new member to the Blahcrap team. Originally, we were thinking of going with a girl, until I had a better idea. You see, I talk to Slender Man a lot, and thought it would be interesting if he joined the team. Slendy liked the idea, and so did Sotaar. Hence, the Slender Man post.
Now, despite Slender Man not mentioning Sotaar, I'm pretty sure my old partner will post. Not sure when, but he will. And I think Slender Man will be doing some more posting too.
I should probably end this with a joke.
My sex life.
So Dorkpool and I met at a comic convention.... I didn't know what to think of
him at first... but now I know just how much of a dork he really is... I may be
a immortal bringer of death but the inner nerd in me urged me to learn more
about him and he did the same. Dorkpool and Slender Man here to bring you your daily supplements of nerdy information. You make fun of us for this nerdy information Dorkpool will kill your parents and I shall hunt down
your children and devour their souls. Now I was told to be funny so here
are a few shitty puns and jokes. Why did Timmy drop his lollipop? Because
dorkpool drove over him with a bus. Why does Santa have such a large sack? Because he only comes once a year. Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she has no arms. What is the worst nightmare for a pirate? A sunken chest with no booty (it is a play on words so it means a flat chested girl with no ass) A girl came up to me and said that her doctor told her not to have sex for a while. I said "Why not do anal?" and then she said to me, "You just made my whole week!!!" (again a play on words. anal makes your ass hole wider kids THE MORE YOU KNOW!!!!!) well that's it for me I might post more... depends on how I did
with this. Im __SlenderMan__X and good bye.