him at first... but now I know just how much of a dork he really is... I may be
a immortal bringer of death but the inner nerd in me urged me to learn more
about him and he did the same. Dorkpool and Slender Man here to bring you your daily supplements of nerdy information. You make fun of us for this nerdy information Dorkpool will kill your parents and I shall hunt down
your children and devour their souls. Now I was told to be funny so here
are a few shitty puns and jokes. Why did Timmy drop his lollipop? Because
dorkpool drove over him with a bus. Why does Santa have such a large sack? Because he only comes once a year. Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she has no arms. What is the worst nightmare for a pirate? A sunken chest with no booty (it is a play on words so it means a flat chested girl with no ass) A girl came up to me and said that her doctor told her not to have sex for a while. I said "Why not do anal?" and then she said to me, "You just made my whole week!!!" (again a play on words. anal makes your ass hole wider kids THE MORE YOU KNOW!!!!!) well that's it for me I might post more... depends on how I did
with this. Im __SlenderMan__X and good bye.