Boy, was I wrong.
A week or two back, I went to the movies, and I saw a poster for a 1 Direction movie. I saw the poster, and said, “You've got to be kidding me.”
Blahcrap Nation, I hate to say it, but…Hollywood’s been infected with... the 1 Direction Infection. I personally don’t think much of Hollywood; I've been there before: it’s very crowded, and there are lots of hobos, prostitutes, people dressed up like cartoon/movies characters to get your money, drug dealers, drug addicts, and altogether unsavory types. But, I wouldn't wish 1 Direction Infection (1DI) on anyone or anything.
How it works is that some people hear 1 Direction’s music. The sound waves hit the cerebral cortex, suddenly caused an obsession with the band, and defensiveness whenever the band is hated on. It’s a horrible disease, and can fatal in that you annoy someone so much with your pro-1 Directionness that people decide it’s not out of line to murder you.
I’m not sure if there’s a cure, but I believe there are ways to treat it: 20 ccs of Guns n Roses, Led Zepplin, Aerosmith, Def Leppard, AC/DC, and other such awesome bands.
Either that, or murder.