I'm reviewing...Nicki Minaj! Why? Because she's soooo fucking annoying, and can't produce any good music. Plus, is Nicki Minaj a she, a he, or an it?
Her song, "Stupid Hoe", which is one of the most annoying songs ever (after Rebecca Black's "Friday", of course, which I'm sure is one of the cruel and unusual punishments mentioned in the Constitution), and a dis track to Nicki Minaj's eternal enemy, Lil' Kim. Yeah. A dis track. I believe that's just a bit low, and I'm a guy dissing Minaj and finding a way to dis my ex-girlfriend online. But, if you're going to make a dis track, at least make it good so that people will agree. NOT really, really, really, REALLY, fucking annoying. And believe me, I know annoying.
So, to sum it up, Nicki Minaj is a screwed-up transvestite operation that believes it can sing, but can't.