The first one was "Just...why?" The hater said his/her names was Nope Noles. The second message says, "This is the word website I've ever seen." This time, the hater said his/her name was Stephen Scott, a.k.a., me. However, I have no idea if this message is supposed to be hate mail mail or a bad pun. And since they had my name, that may increase the chance that it's a pun; in fact, this person may be trying to imitate me, and I use puns a lot.
Also, the hater person may've commented on "The Spider-Rant", writing "Spiderman". Don't get annoyed at me, people who I've told absolutely NEED to hyphenate Spider-Man; writing that hurt, and I'm just quoting.
Anyway, I think this hater person was trying to annoy me with that comment.
Either way, I still need to say something to this hater: Get a life, man! Seriously, are you just going on these sites to annoy me? Using precious time of your life that could be spent being, oh, I don't know, useful? This strikes me as kind of sad. Not that I'm complaining; I welcome your hate mail! It gives me something to make jokes about. I mean, before I saw your second hate letter, I had no idea what to write in the blog today. But you've given me something. So, thank you.
Also, I'd like to know who you are and talk to you. Write who you are in the comments section of this post, or send me who you are through the "Survey Says" page of the Bazingitty site.
-Dorkpool