Greetings humanoids who are reading this (no one, really)! Welcome to a new segment I like to call "Where Are They Now" where I try and think what happened to people who used to be popular. Ready? No? Well, fuck you, let's go!
MITT ROMNEY:
Remember him? Former Presidential candidate? Wonder what he's up to. I bet he's sitting on the couch alone, eating ice cream, or whatever the hell it is Mormans eat when they're depressed, and watching TV. He's probably saying, "Oh, America, I'm not sad for me, I'm sad for you. You won't last too long without me." Meanwhile, he's probably thinking, "Please, America, take me back! I'll be better! I'll even stop with the whole self-deportation thing! JUST PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!!!!"
MITT ROMNEY:
Remember him? Former Presidential candidate? Wonder what he's up to. I bet he's sitting on the couch alone, eating ice cream, or whatever the hell it is Mormans eat when they're depressed, and watching TV. He's probably saying, "Oh, America, I'm not sad for me, I'm sad for you. You won't last too long without me." Meanwhile, he's probably thinking, "Please, America, take me back! I'll be better! I'll even stop with the whole self-deportation thing! JUST PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!!!!"
LOSER!!!!!!
PSY:
Remember ol' "Gangnam Style"? You know, that dance with the song that you couldn't understand because you don't speak Korean? Whatever happened to him?
I think that now Psy is a hobo who harbors a grudge against the "Harlem Shake", and is trying to become popular again with songs like "저에게 돈을주고" (Give me money!).
Remember ol' "Gangnam Style"? You know, that dance with the song that you couldn't understand because you don't speak Korean? Whatever happened to him?
I think that now Psy is a hobo who harbors a grudge against the "Harlem Shake", and is trying to become popular again with songs like "저에게 돈을주고" (Give me money!).
Oppa Hobo Style!
And finally...
CLINT EASTWOOD:
Waaaaay back during the RNC, Clint Eastwood went on stage and yelled at a chair that was supposed to represent Obama. Where is he now? I heard he was sighted at a furniture store yelling at Ottomans.
CLINT EASTWOOD:
Waaaaay back during the RNC, Clint Eastwood went on stage and yelled at a chair that was supposed to represent Obama. Where is he now? I heard he was sighted at a furniture store yelling at Ottomans.
"Obama"
That's it for this edition of "Where Are They Now". Join us next time when we find out how Micheal Keaton has been since the 1989 Batman.
-Dorkpool
-Dorkpool